Soaps Fall Feature

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ALL MY CHILDREN
Fearless Predictions:
• Ellen Wheeler joins the show as one of its directors. A year later, she is named executive producer.
• Asher turns out to be Dixie’s love child with David ushering back Cady McClain as Di.
• Caleb continues to bore everyone watching the show.
• Erica Kane shocks her tweeps when she actually tweets something funny.
• Tom Pelphrey is recast as the nuJamie.
• Marissa turns psychotic!
• Binks divorces Reese!

What They Say:
• This week’s shocking death will impact the show all fall.
• Zach returns in October!
• Will Angie’s baby survive?And will Jesse and Angie’s marriage?
• Jack rushes to Greenlee’s aid!
• Jakes’s past comes back to haunt him!
• Asher has a secret tie to a Pine Valley family!
• Bianca is consumed by the Miranda Centre!

AS THE WORLD TURNS
Fearless Predictions:
• Oakdale rejoices when Luke turns straight after Reid tragically dies.
• On the verge of reconciliation, Lily admits to Holden that she’s Rose!
• The late, great Douglas Marland rolls over in his grave when World Turns airs its final episode.
• Executive producer/show-killer Christopher Goutman releases World Turns’s final episode online — two weeks early!
• Jack and Carly move to Genoa City.

What They Say:
• Jack and Carly tie the knot!
• Nancy’s death has serious consequences for Kim and Bob.
• Luke’s heartbreak makes him an adult.
• Katie takes a risk with her heart … and Chris’s heart.
• Henry and Babs remain happy.
• Rosanna returns to tie up Craig’s story.
• Molly reconciles with Holden and Lily.

THE BOLD AND THE BEAUTIFUL
Fearless Predictions:
• Jackie finally relents and buys Owen some clothes.
• Brooke begins to lean on Nick a lot, which infuriates Ridge!
• Rick Hearst celebrates when B&B gives him his own scene.
• Sarah Brown bans gluten from all CBS sets.
• Heather Locklear joins the show as the new Kristen Forrester.
• Jack Wagner demands Nick play golf more often.
• In a stunning development, it’s revealed that Taylor is Liam’s father.
• Amber and Rick remarry reminding Brooke that she has a lot more in common with Stephanie than she wishes to.
• Nick realizes he has a son named Jack.
• B&B finally recasts RJ with Drew Garrett.

What They Say:
• Liam’s father is revealed!
• Stephanie and Brooke are involved in their best storyline yet!
• Hope has everyone in L.A. romancing her!
• Stephanie looks out for Jackie!
• Nick and Brooke lean on each other!

DAYS OF OUR LIVES
Fearless Predictions:
• Ciara begins taking Hope’s sleeping medication and continues her mother’s wrath against men.
• Kayla returns to tell Stephanie that Patch moved to Genoa City and has hooked up with Susan Banks.
• Brady comes to Chloe’s rescue when she is shunned by Salem after her pregnancy scandal is exposed. Chloe and Brady pursue their opera-singing career with new vigor.
• EJ comes out of the coma with amnesia. Or is he faking? Later, he's pissed to learn his head wasn't the only thing shaved during his surgery.
• Jennifer falls in love with Bo!
• While buried alive, Vivian freaks when she learns the coffin has a serious case of bed bugs.
• Eric returns home and announces he’s gay. Will rejoices!
• Head writer Dena Higley finds new inspiration while watching Glenn Beck’s Fox TV show.
• Executive producer Ken Corday pens a cookbook.
• An earthquake hits Salem after John and Marlena’s sexcapades get out of control in China.
• Daniel’s hair growth gets out of control. Residents mistake him for a bear and shoot him.
• In a desperate attempt to get Chad to notice him, Will pulls a Sami by drugging him. Will later fakes a pregnancy!
• Brady continues to have angry sex in private.
• Turns out Victor switched the paternity results!
• Carly nurses EJ back to health and the sexy duo fall in love.

What They Say:
• EJ doesn’t remember Sami shooting him! Ari finds out and is killed.
• Jennifer returns to help out Bo and Hope!
• Kayla learns who switched Chloe’s paternity results as Daniel and Chloe prepare to walk down the aisle.

GENERAL HOSPITAL
Fearless Predictions:
• Brenda gets a restraining order against Spinelli.
• Sonny and Jason engage in grief sex after learning Brenda is engaged to Murphy.
• Tamara Braun returns to GH as Claudia’s half-sister, Nadia.
• Lisa boils Emma in her pursuit of Patrick.
• For her protection, Brenda is forced to remarry Jason and GH makes me the happiest camper in daytime.
• Carly and Sam join forces to rid Port Charles of Brenda. Following Brenda to Port Charles, Murphy falls for BrendaBot, Sam.
• Sonny calls Mother Theresa a whore.
• Michael admits to Kristina that he was raped. Kristina emancipates herself from Sonny and Alexis’s clutches and is adopted by Edward Quartermaine.
• Maxie continues to make a fool out of herself by trying to bed Sonny.
• Maya leaves town when she realizes what a boring mess she is.
• Brook falls in love with Nikolas, who once again single-handedly destroys another actress’s career.
• The people of Port Charles stage an intervention to plead with Dante to get a haircut.

What They Say:
• Carly and Sam aren’t happy to see Brenda!
• Brook falls for Prince Nikolas!
• Can Alexis and Mac take their relationship to the next level?
• The truth about Michael’s rape is revealed!
• Lisa continues to destroy Robin and Patrick’s marriage!
• Carly’s vendetta against Lulu is exposed!

ONE LIFE TO LIVE
Fearless Predictions:
• Kim Zimmer’s Echo makes her One Life re-entrance by walking out of one of Clint Buchanan’s paintings!
• One Life has to ask ABC for an emergency set fund when Robin Strasser and Zimmer chew all of Llanview’s scenery.
• Roger Howarth returns but is he the real Todd Manning? Or an imposter?
• In an attempt to find someone Gina Tognoni shares chemistry with, One Life pairs Gina Tognoni’s Kelly with Jessica Leccia’s Inez. ABC fires them months later.
• Cole breaks up with Starr when he learns his father, Patrick, could still be alive. “Twinkles” immediately falls for James. Markko comes back and sleeps with Hannah Banana to get back at Langston.
• Dorian and Clint wed in a marriage of convenience but genuine feelings develop just as David Vickers returns, claiming Clint was behind his imprisonment.
• Marty continues to put the audience to sleep before Patrick Thornhart returns from the dead with a new actor playing their son, Cole.
• Inez admits to Bo that she gave birth to 29 other gorgeous models — one of whom is living in Pine Valley.
• Kish return but this time around they're played by Daniel Cosgrove and Eric Sheffer Stevens!
• CJ is recast with Van Hansis.
• ABC blames Matt Walton and Eli Clarke for global warming — and fires the actor.

What They Say:
• Clint grows closer to Inez!
• Echo returns to make Viki’s life more complicated!
• Eli continues to be responsible for everyone’s misery in Llanview.
• Can Jessica and Natalie survive their paternity puzzles?
• Gigi enrolls in Llanview U and becomes closer to Cristian, who is preparing his wedding with Layla.
• Kelly and Rex grow closer.
• Can Todd save Blair from Eli’s evil clutches?

THE YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS
Fearless Predictions:
• Genoa City becomes a safer town when Chance dies in the line of duty. “He didn’t stand a chance,” quips Ronan.
• Ronan takes a shower but he’s still a dirty boy.
• Meggie’s determined to ruin Nikki’s life and throws her off the wagon. Melody Thomas Scott nails another killer performance.
• Cane turns out to be Tucker’s long-lost son. Lily is horrified to learn that Cane was a male escort back in Australia.
• The Abbotts and Newmans are torn when Victoria announces she’s pregnant with Billy’s kid. 
• Victor starts having dreams about Billy and his tattoo! 
• Jana goes all Fatal Attraction on Chloe and Kevin. Turns out Jana is related to GH’s Lisa.
• Phyllis worries her family when she can’t help but have sex in the Genoa City swamp.
• Jealous of Bill's "Victor" tattoo, Jack gets one above his ass that reads, "The Moustache Lives Here."
• Sharon and Adam invest in an S&M room.
• Christine becomes the new Genoa City tramp when she makes out with Murphy, Deacon, Pomerantz, Adam, Victor and Billy all in one very special episode titled The Tramp.
• Gloria and Jeffrey are onscreen every single day.
• Sofia and Neil embark on a secret, passionate affair. “It’s karma,” reasons Neil, referring to Malcolm’s sex romp with Dru. Sophia becomes pregnant.
• Ashley accidentally pokes Tucker’s eye out during a heated sexual encounter. Tucker invests in a good Sony-produced patch.
• During a heated confrontation, Heather grabs Chloe and kisses her!
• A saner Patty returns to destroy Adam.
• Katherine decides to run an Iron Man. She beats everyone — with a cigarette dangling from her mouth. 
• Genoa City is given new hope that Dru may be alive when someone named DruWinters begins tweeting to the Winters family.
• Turns out Skye murdered Hightower. Thank goodness her mother, Meggie, is around to support her daughter.
• Str8-bait freak Rafe sees Billy's tattoo and pursues his best friend. After a few drinks ...
• Sharon tells Adam that his main muscle isn't big enough to be gay.
• Vilified, Nick sets his sights on Katherine and Ashley!

What They Say:
• A major character dies!
• Cane’s past is exposed!
• Nikki falls off the wagon and turns to a surprising character for support!
• Billy and Victoria are set to wed!