BEST SOAP OPERA:
One Life To Live

BEST REAL-LIFE SOAP:
Various behind-the-scenes soap shenanigans

BEST WEB SOAP:
Venice, venicetheseries.com

BEST PRIME-TIME SOAP OPERA:
Ugly Betty

MOST IMPROVED PRIME-TIME SOAP:
Desperate Housewives

MOST IMPROVED SOAP:
Days of our Lives

WORST SOAP:
All My Children

MOST DISAPPOINTING SOAP:
The Young and the Restless

MOST FRUSTRATING SOAP:
As The World Turns

 

SMARTEST EXECUTIVE IN DAYTIME:
Frank Valentini, One Life To Live

WORST DAYTIME EXECUTIVE:
Barbara Bloom, CBS VP

BEST HEAD WRITER:
Ron Carlivati, One Life To Live

WORST HEAD WRITER:
Chuck Pratt Jr., All My Children

WORST EXECUTIVE PRODUCER:
Ellen Wheeler, Guiding Light

BIGGEST SHOW KILLERS:
P&G/Telenext and Ellen Wheeler

BEST DIRECTING:
General Hospital
—tie — One Life To Live

BEST LOCATION SHOOTS:
One Life To Live

WORST LOCATION SHOOTS:
Guiding Light

BEST-LOOKING SHOW:
One Life To Live

WORST-LOOKING SHOW:
Guiding Light

 

MOST USELESS/OVERPAID WRITER:
Dena Higley, Days of our Lives

MOST DISAPPOINTING WRITING TEAM:
The Young and the Restless

MOST PROMISING NEW WRITER:
Martha Byrne, The Bold and the Beautiful/Gotham

BEST SCRIPT/BREAKDOWN WRITERS:
One Life To Live

BEST STORYLINE:
Nicole and Sami’s baby switch, Days of our Lives
—tie — Fish’s coming out, One Life To Live

WORST STORYLINE:
John and Marlena’s exit, Days of our Lives

BEST SWEEPS/MOST PERFECT SOAP MONTH:
One Life in November

GROSSEST STORYLINE:
Ashley’s miscarriage/hysterical pregnancy, Y&R

MOST SHOCKING PLOT TWIST:
Phillip faked his own death because he was gay, The Young and the Restless

BEST CHARACTER TWIST:
Doris is a lesbian, Guiding Light

WORST MURDER MYSTERY:
Who killed Stuart?, All My Children

MOST DISAPPOINTING EPISODE:
Guiding Light’s finale

MOST INNOVATIVE STORYLINE:
Twenty-two (minus one) gay weddings, One Life To Live

MOST OVEREXPOSED STORYLINE:
Phyllis/Nick/Sharon, Y&R

 

STUPIDEST STORYLINE:
Lily and Damian adopt Noah, As The World Turns

BEST OFF-SCREEN STORYLINES:
Sony’s pay cut contract scandals involving Eric Braeden, Melody Thomas Scott and Jess Walton

BEST HISTORY TWIST:
Charlie killed Jared’s stepfather, One Life To Live

WORST HISTORY TWIST:
Ethan is Luke’s son, General Hospital

BEST ACTING ENSEMBLE:
One Life To Live

WORST ACTING ENSEMBLE:
The Bold and the Beautiful

MOST ENTERTAINING CAST:
One Life To Live

 

BEST PERFORMANCE IN A STORYLINE — FEMALE:
Crystal Chappell, Guiding Light

WORST PERFORMANCE IN A STORYLINE — FEMALE:
Crystal Hunt, One Life To Live

BEST PERFORMANCE IN A STORYLINE — MALE:
James Scott, Days of our Lives

WORST PERFORMANCE IN A STORYLINE — MALE:
Thom Bierdz, The Young and the Restless

BREAKOUT MALE PERFORMER:
Billy Miller, The Young and the Restless

BREAKOUT FEMALE PERFORMER:
Stacy Haiduk, The Young and the Restless

MOST IMPROVED ACTOR:
David Fumero, One Life To Live

MOST IMPROVED ACTRESS:
Bree Williamson, One Life To Live

MOST SURPRISING PERFORMANCE:
Doug Davidson, The Young and the Restless

BEST COMEBACK:
Crystal Chappell, Days of our Lives

WORST COMEBACK:
Thom Bierdz, The Young and the Restless

 

MOST IMPROVED MALE CHARACTER:
Cane Ashby, The Young and the Restless

MOST IMPROVED FEMALE CHARACTER:
Meg Snyder, As The World Turns

MOST RUINED FEMALE CHARACTER:
Marty Saybrooke, One Life To Live

MOST RUINED MALE CHARACTER:
Rick Forrester, The Bold and the Beautiful

WORST ACTORS:
Drew Tyler Bell, The Bold and the Beautiful
—Tie— Texas Battle, The Bold and the Beautiful

WORST ACTRESS:
Jackie MacInnes Wood, The Bold and the Beautiful

BEST MALE DUAL ROLE:
Peter Bartlett, One Life To Live

BEST FEMALE DUAL ROLE:
Stacy Haiduk, The Young and the Restless

MOST BORING ACTRESS:
Brittany Allen, All My Children

MOST BORING ACTOR:
John Driscoll, The Young and the Restless

CAMPIEST ACTRESS (in a good way):
Louise Sorel, Days of our Lives

CAMPIEST ACTORS (in a bad way):
Ronn Moss and Kyle Lowder, The Bold and the Beautiful

 

ACTRESS WHO NEEDS TO BE MOST RECAST:
Amelia Heinle, The Young and the Restless

BEST FEMALE NEWCOMERS:
Shenell Edmonds, One Life To Live
—tie — Amanda Setton, One Life To Live

BEST MALE NEWCOMER:
Brett Claywell, One Life To Live

WORST FEMALE NEWCOMER:
Eva Marcille, The Young and the Restless

WORST MALE NEWCOMER:
Nathan Parsons, General Hospital

BEST YOUNGER ACTOR:
Drew Garrett, General Hospital

BEST YOUNGER ACTRESS:
Lexi Ainsworth, General Hospital

WORST NEW CHARACTER:
Stacy Morasco, One Life To Live

DUMBEST CHARACTER:
Ashlee, Guiding Light

BIGGEST WASTES OF TALENT:
Carolyn Hennesy, General Hospital
—tie — The cast of All My Children

BEST WEB SHOW CASTING ADDITION:
Anne Sayre, Gotham

SEXIEST BAD BOY:
Sean Kanan, The Young and the Restless

 

BEST DRUNK:
Carly Snyder, As The World Turns

BEST PSYCHO:
Patty Williams, The Young and the Restless

WORST PSYCHO:
Aidan Devane, All My Children

LUCKIEST SOAP ACTRESS:
Kirsten Storms, General Hospital

BIGGEST SCENE STEALER:
Tuc Watkins, One Life To Live

MOST VALUABLE PLAYER ON A BAD SHOW:
Melissa Claire Egan, All My Children

BREAKOUT SUPERSTAR:
Mr. Kitty, The Young and the Restless

BEST CREATIVE DECISION BY AN ACTOR:
Jacob Young shaving off his hair, All My Children

BEST CREATIVE DECISION BY AN ACTRESS:
Terri Colombino’s lack of glamour during Brad’s death, As The World Turns

BEST RECAST:
Michael Muhney, The Young and The Restless

WORST RECASTS:
Jamie Luner, All My Children
—tie — Clementine Ford, The Young and the Restless

 

BEST LOVE STORY:
Kyle and Fish, One Life To Live

MOST ROMANTIC NEWLYWEDS:
Kay and Murphy, The Young and the Restless

MOST DISAPPOINTING LOVE STORY:
Olivia and Natalia, Guiding Light

BEST STAR-CROSSED LOVERS:
Jason and Sonny, General Hospital

WORST STAR-CROSSED LOVERS:
Ridge and Brooke, The Bold and the Beautiful

MOST TORTURED COUPLE:
Zach and Kendall, All My Children

MOST BORING COUPLES:
Billy and Mac, The Young and the Restless
— tie — Luke and Noah, As The World Turns

MOST IMPROVED COUPLE:
Spinelli and Maxie, General Hospital

MOST DESTROYED COUPLE:
Zach and Kendall, All My Children

MOST PROMISING NEW SUPER-COUPLE:
Billy and Chloe, The Young and the Restless

BIGGEST WASTE OF A SUPER-COUPLE:
Brad and Katie, As The World Turns

 

SEXIEST COUPLE:
Brad and Katie, As The World Turns

MOST SURPRISING CHEMISTRY:
Henry and Barbara, As The World Turns

MOST WASTED CHEMISTRY:
Robin Strasser and A Martinez, One Life To Live

MOST RIVETING BREAKUP:
EJ and Nicole, Days of our Lives

WORST BREAKUP:
Rex and Gigi, One Life To Live

BEST NEW COUPLES: One Life To Live
Brody and Jess
Schuyler and Gigi
Kyle and Oliver
Layla and Cristian
Ray and Dorian

BEST NON-WEDDING:
Spixie, GH

WORST WEDDING:
Bianca and Reese, AMC

BEST HUSBANDS:
Charlie Banks, One Life To Live
—tie— Murphy, The Young and the Restless

BEST WIFE:
Lauren Fenmore Baldwin, The Young and the Restless

 

MOST LOYAL FRIEND:
Maggie Horton, Days of our Lives

BEST VILLAIN:
Mitch Laurence, One Life To Live

BIGGEST SLUT:
Sharon Newman Abbott, The Young and the Restless

FIERCEST COUGAR:
Barbara Ryan, As The World Turns

WORST “COUGAR”:
Erica Kane, All My Children

WORST BITCH:
Madison, All My Children

MOST SELF-RIGHTEOUS CHARACTER:
Jack Snyder, As The World Turns

BIGGEST MAN-WHORE:
Zac, As The World Turns

BEST RENEWED RIVALRY:
Téa and Blair, One Life To Live

BEST RIVALRY:
Sharon and Phyllis, The Young and the Restless

MOST CONTRIVED LOVE TRIANGLE:
Holden/Lily/Damian, As The World Turns

BEST TRIANGLE:
Téa/Todd/Blair, One Life To Live

WORST TRIANGLE:
Kate/Daniel/Chloe, Days of our Lives

 

HOTTEST SEX SCENES:
Johnny and Olivia, General Hospital

BEST MAY-DECEMBER ROMANCE:
Jackie and Owen, The Bold and the Beautiful

HOTTEST GAY SUBTEXT:
Franco and Jason, General Hospital

WORST RECONCILIATION:
Phyllis takes Nick back after sleeping with Sharon, The Young and the Restless

WORST AFFAIR:
Devon and Tyra, The Young and the Restless

MOST HYPOCRITICAL “AFFAIR”:
Bo and Nora, One Life To Live

BEST KISS:
Kish, One Life To Live

WORST NON-KISS:
Adam and Rafe, The Young and the Restless

THE NASH BRENNAN AWARD FOR MOST UNNECESSARY DEATHS:
Jared Banks, Powell Lord and Talia Sayid, One Life To Live

BEST DEATH SCENES:
Ann Douglas, The Bold and the Beautiful
—tie — Alan Spaulding, Guiding Light

COOLEST DEATH SCENE:
Brad Carlton, The Young and the Restless

HARDEST DEATH TO WATCH:
Jared Banks, One Life To Live

 

WORST FIRINGS:
Kathy Brier, A Martinez, Beth Ann Bonner, and Chris Stack, One Life To Live

BEST FIRING:
Crystal Hunt, One Life To Live

BEST SOAP-HOP:
Lesli Kay as Molly, As The World Turns

BIGGEST SAVE:
Creating Kimberly to offset that fiasco, Stacy, One Life To Live

BEST STUNT CASTING:
Martha Byrne, General Hospital

WORST STUNT CASTING:
As The World Turns

WORST CASTING:
Crystal Hunt, One Life To Live

 

STRANGEST RECAST:
Jamie “Turbo” Luner, All My Children

ACTRESSES WHO SHOULD BE CONTRACT:
Tricia Cast, The Young and the Restless
—tie — Beth Maitland, The Young and the Restless

ACTOR WHO SHOULD BE ON CONTRACT:
Scott Evans, One Life To Live

BEST CASTING DIRECTION:
General Hospital

WORST CASTING DIRECTION:
The Young and the Restless

WORST CASTING DECISION IN HISTORY:
Letting Eric Braeden quit, The Young and the Restless

BIGGEST AND MOST SHOCKING CASTING  COUP:
James Franco, General Hospital

MOST OVERHYPED CASTING:
James Franco, General Hospital

WORST TREND:
Killing off legacy characters (yes, we mean you Y&R!)

BEST TREND:
Soap web shows

BEST SECRET:
Thom Bierdz’s Young and the Restless return

WORST SECRET:
P&G/CBS’s homophobia

BEST PUBLICITY TEAMS:
Venice
— tie — Days of our Lives

BEST PERSONAL PR:
Charles Sherman
— tie — Leslie Penny

BEST NEWS:
All My Children fires Chuck Pratt

WORST NEWS:
Eric Braeden bolts from Y&R
— tie —  As The World Turns cancelled
— tie — ABC moves All My Children to L.A. and not One Life To Live

 

BEST SOAP PODCAST:
Daytimeconfidential.com

SUDSIEST WEBSITE:
Afterelton.com

MOST IMPROVED WEBSITE:
Welovesoaps.net

BEST SOAP SPOOF:
True Story — Mr. Kitty Exposed
 
BEST SOAP MAGAZINE:
Soap Opera Digest

BEST SOAP OPENING:
All My Children

WORST SOAP OPENING:
General Hospital

CHEESIEST SOAP OPENINGS:
One Life To Live
— tie — Guiding Light

BEST NEW ALLY:
James Romanovich, ATI President

BEST LINE:
The Bold and the Beautiful’s Brooke interrupting Ridge and Taylor’s wedding: “Man … and horse,” pronounced the minister. “Hold it right there, Padre,” said Brooke.

WORST QUOTE OF THE YEAR:
“They’ve had their day.”
—CBS chief Les Moonves to CNBC regarding World Turns’s cancellation

MOST PASSIONATE FAN BASE:
Otalia, Guiding Light

BIGGEST MALE COWARD:
Chris Engen leaving Y&R mid-contract

BIGGEST FEMALE COWARD:
Patricia Maurceri, One Life To Live

THE ENOUGH ALREADY AWARD:
Taylor/Ridge/Brooke, The Bold and the Beautiful

WORST DECISION:
Cancelling Guiding Light on April Fool’s Day
— tie — Cancelling As The World Turns during its best on-air week

 

 

 

 

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Nelson Branco is a Toronto freelance entertainment journalist, who regularly contributes to Hello! Canada, The National Post, The Los Angeles Times' theenvelope.com, TV Guide USA, tvguide.com, Inside Entertainment, OUT, and fab magazine, along with spearheading the soap coverage for TVGuide.ca's popular daytime TV hub. After graduating from Ryerson University in 1997, he moved from Toronto to New York in 1998 to take on the roles as senior news editor at Soap Opera Update. Branco first freelanced for Soap Opera Weekly as an intern in 1994, and after leaving Soap Update to help create and launch Bauer Publishing's In Touch Weekly in 2003, Branco continued to freelance occasionally for its sister publication, Soaps In Depth. Most recently, he helped create and launch Canada's first celebrity magazine, Weekly Scoop in 2005 as its news and entertainment director. Branco is also a contributor to a new TV show titled Planet Soap to air in Canada and America.